The guards mess hall(e, s, w and n)

This is the guards' mess hall, there are tables everywhere. Each table has a bench on either side of it. There are all sorts of stains on the wooden tables, along with various marks on the walls. As you examine the stains, you get the feeling that you would not want to taste the food they serve here.
The only obvious exits are east, south, west and north.
A maid is here pretending she is scrubbing the tables.